Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who is a total cunt. She doesn’t care if she rips your face off just to prove she’s better.

She called me a fat tomato in front of my crush.

She said my essay was worse than a baby’s scream.

She laughed when my dog ate my homework.

2

A girl who cuts you up like a meatball in a sauce. She doesn’t give a damn about your feelings.

She said my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

She told my dad I was a failure.

She texted me at 2 a. m. to say I was ugly.

3

A woman who is like a pizza with too much cheese, she’s gross and she knows it.

She said I was a failure at life and at math.

She posted a picture of me with a sign that said 'Loser.'

She called me a dog in front of my mom.

4

A girl who is like a broken chair, she’s always falling apart and she doesn’t care.

She said I was a disaster in class.

She said my voice was worse than a cat’s meow.

She made me cry in front of my friends.

5

A woman who is so mean she could punch a hole in the moon and not care.

She told my teacher I was a menace.

She said my drawing looked like a ghost’s doodle.

She called me a failure in front of my whole class.