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The liquid you get when a girl is really happy and you're really confused
She said it was my fault. I said it was her fault. We both knew it was the liquid's fault.
He texted me a photo of his shirt and said 'look what she did to me'. I texted back 'look what she did to you'.
At the party, she poured it on his head and said 'you asked for it'. He said 'I didn't ask for it. I just accepted it.'