lady quake

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When a woman's whole body turns into a mess after getting drilled so hard she's like a broken toaster.
I just had a lady quake so strong my bed was shaking like a dog with a bone.
She was laughing and crying after her lady quake. I think she peed a little.
I asked if she was okay after her lady quake. She said, 'I'm still trying to breathe.'
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That thing a woman goes through after getting so much love she can't even stand up straight.
After his lady quake, she had to sit down and eat a whole bag of chips.
She had a lady quake so bad she texted me, 'I feel like I was in a car crash.'
He walked in during her lady quake and said, 'You look like a ghost.'
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When a woman's body starts doing the cha-cha after being given the ultimate gift.
She was doing the cha-cha after her lady quake. I told her she looked like a dancing zombie.
After her lady quake, she said, 'I feel like I just ran a marathon.'
He tried to talk to her during her lady quake and she just said, 'I can't even speak.'
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