Lady purse

She showed up with a lady purse that looked like it had been used as a trash can.

He asked her where she kept her phone, and she said, 'In my lady purse, which is also my emotional baggage.'

Her lady purse was so full it had a life of its own.

She pulled out a sandwich, a lipstick, and a crying baby from her lady purse like it was a miracle.

He watched her stuff a whole pizza into her lady purse and still manage to walk normally.

When she opened her lady purse, it looked like a portal to another dimension.

She tried to fit her entire life into her lady purse and failed spectacularly.

He joked that her lady purse was the only thing holding her together.

It’s not a bag, it’s a tiny prison for her stuff.