lady puff

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A man who thinks he's a woman, but mostly just wants to be called pretty and given snacks. Sometimes he's just a dirty old man in a dress who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'shut up.'
'He's a lady puff? He's just a guy who wears eyeliner and eats my leftovers.'
'I dated a lady puff who turned out to be a guy who only wanted my credit card info.'
'That man is a lady puff and he thinks he's going to get me to marry him by wearing a skirt.'
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When a woman lets one rip and it sounds like a small explosion in a fancy restaurant.
'I was eating my soup and she let one rip, soup flew everywhere.'
'The lady puff at the table next to me just farted and it was louder than my ex's screaming.'
'She was wearing a dress and a hat and then she let one rip, it was like a thunderclap.'
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