lady puddin

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When a woman’s goop gets all gloopy and looks like it came out of a pudding cup instead of her nether regions.
My aunt’s lady puddin was so thick I could’ve used it as glue.
He said it looked like a baby had been dipped in tapioca.
She told me it was the most embarrassing thing she’d ever seen.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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The thick, messy goo that comes out when a woman is really turned on and it looks like it should be served with a spoon.
My sister’s lady puddin was so bad, her boyfriend left her for a muffin.
She said it was like a soup that didn’t know where it was going.
He took one look and ran to the nearest bathroom.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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When a woman’s secret sauce gets all clumpy and looks like it should be in a dessert instead of on your face.
He said it was like a pancake mix had a meltdown.
She was so embarrassed, she wore a helmet to the grocery store.
Her roommate took a photo and posted it on TikTok.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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