Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A monthly reminder that you are a woman and it hates you

My mom just texted me: 'You’re gonna be like me someday.' I’m scared.

He said, 'You’re acting like a woman on day three of her cycle.' I threw a coffee cup at him.

My friend screamed, 'I’m not even mad, I’m just bleeding and confused.'

2

When a woman’s body decides to throw a tantrum every month

She said, 'I’m not coming to work today, my body is throwing a fit.'

He said, 'You’re not even tired, you’re just mad at your uterus.'

My sister said, 'I don’t need a man, I need Tylenol and a nap.'

3

That time of the month when you are not yourself, you are a beast

She texted me, 'I’m not yelling at you, I’m yelling at my hormones.'

He said, 'You’re not even angry, you’re just a monster with cramps.'

My cousin said, 'I would rather fight a dragon than deal with my period.'

4

When your body gives you the middle finger every month

She said, 'I’m not being dramatic, my body is being a jerk.'

He said, 'You’re not just tired, you’re being punished by your vagina.'

My friend said, 'I would take a bullet instead of my period.'

5

When your body decides it’s not going to let you live in peace

She said, 'I’m not being crazy, my body is being a nightmare.'

He said, 'You’re not just sad, you’re being tortured by your hormones.'

My sister said, 'I would rather be stuck in a blender than go through my period.'

6

When your body says, 'I’m not done with you yet, I’m coming back next month.'

She said, 'I’m not being dramatic, my body is just being mean.'

He said, 'You’re not just mad, you’re being haunted by your cycle.'

My friend said, 'I would take a lifetime of gym memberships over my period.'