lady portugal

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It’s when you slap your face with shaving cream and duct tape like you’re trying to beat your grandma.

My face looked like a raccoon after lady portugal.

He did lady portugal and now his beard is stuck to the floor.

She did lady portugal in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

It’s when you use so much duct tape you might as well be a prisoner.

He taped his head to the mirror for lady portugal.

Lady portugal turned her face into a tapestry.

She used three rolls of duct tape and still cried.

It’s when you get so mad you glue your beard to the floor with duct tape.

He did lady portugal because his beard wouldn’t behave.

She taped her beard to the floor like it was a crime.

After lady portugal, he had to eat soup with his hands.