Lady Pocket

'I'm gonna slap your lady pocket till it's sore,' he said, and I believed him.

She wore a dress so tight, I could see her lady pocket waving at me.

He called her lady pocket a 'snack bar' and I called him a liar.

'You're gonna pay for my lady pocket's new perfume,' she said, and I knew it was a lie.

He stuck his finger in her lady pocket and got a finger sandwich for his trouble.

My mom said my lady pocket smelled like a gym sock, and I cried.

He bet his lunch money that my lady pocket would laugh at his joke, and it didn't.

She said her lady pocket was tired of his nonsense, and I believed her.

He called my lady pocket a 'bathroom', and I called him a coward.