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A woman who flirts with everything that moves and doesn't care if you're still in the hallway. She's got more game than a poker table and twice the guts.
"You’re still here? I thought you were with the guy from the coffee shop."
"I don’t need a man to finish my sentence."
"I dated three of your friends last week. You’re next."
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A woman who sleeps with your best friend and then texts you to ask for a ride home. She's got more charm than a used car salesman and twice the nerve.
"He said you were cute. I believed him."
"You're my backup plan. I like that."
"I’m not cheating. I’m just upgrading."
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A woman who takes your heart and then uses it as a snack. She’s got more moves than a dance floor and a smile that could make a monk blush.
"I broke up with him because he didn’t know how to text me."
"I don’t need a man. I need a snack."
"You're my favorite backup plan."
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A woman who dates your brother and then comes to your house for dinner. She’s got more game than a chess board and twice the audacity.
"I came for dinner. I stayed for the vibes."
"Your brother’s a nice guy. But I’m better."
"Don’t worry. I’ll leave before your mom gets home."
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A woman who flirts with your dad and then texts you to ask for advice. She’s got more guts than a daredevil and twice the charisma.
"Your dad said I was charming. I believed him."
"He’s cute, but I’m not done yet."
"I’m just testing the waters. Don’t get mad."
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