Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Soft squishy mountains you can rest your head on. They don’t need to be huge, just good enough to make you forget your problems.

I didn’t sleep, I just took a nap on my lady pillows.

My man said my lady pillows were better than his couch.

I asked for a raise because my lady pillows deserve it.

2

The reason you don’t need a pillow when you’re snuggled up. They’re like clouds made of meat.

I fell asleep on my lady pillows and woke up with a snack.

My lady pillows are so good I don’t need a partner.

I told my friend she had the best lady pillows I’ve ever seen.

3

Blobs of joy that make your day better. You can lay on them like they’re your personal mattress.

My lady pillows are so good I skipped work.

I laid on my lady pillows and forgot my ex.

My lady pillows are like a hug from heaven.

4

The reason you don’t need a bed. They’re like a soft, squishy blanket you can eat.

I took a bite of my lady pillows and they tasted like love.

I slept on my lady pillows and woke up with a full stomach.

My lady pillows are so good they should be illegal.

5

Chunks of heaven you can lay on. They’re not perfect, but they’re good enough to make you happy.

I laid on my lady pillows and forgot my problems.

My lady pillows are my favorite part of my body.

I told my friend she had the best lady pillows I’ve ever seen.

6

Soft lumps that make your life better. You can lay on them and forget your worries.

I laid on my lady pillows and forgot my ex.

My lady pillows are like a hug from my mom.

I told my friend she had the best lady pillows I’ve ever seen.