lady pickle

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A nickname for Spirit Payton, the ASMR queen who screams like a banshee while crunching pickles so close to the mic it feels like she’s gonna eat your face.
She’s the reason I’ve been eating pickles for two years straight and still haven’t stopped.
I used to think eating pickles was fun, now I think it’s torture and she’s the devil.
If she ever does a video of me eating a pickle, I’m gonna cry.
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A fancy word for a woman’s private parts, like when you’re trying to be fancy and say something stupid.
My mom called my sister a lady pickle and got sent to the principal’s office.
I told my crush he was a lady pickle and he cried.
My teacher said I was a lady pickle and gave me a D.
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The Pickle Lady is so hot she could make a pickle blush. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the ass that makes boys beg for mercy.
I asked her out and she said no because she’s got a boyfriend named Kye and he’s got inches.
She’s the reason I skipped gym class just to watch her walk in.
She’s like a pickle with a side of glitter and a personality.
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Pickle Lady is the kind of girl who makes your heart do backflips and your brain do the twist. She’s got a big butt, soft boobs, and a personality that’s louder than a fire alarm.
I asked her out and she said no because she’s got a boyfriend who’s got inches and she’s got a brain.
She’s the reason I took a pickle and tried to eat it in math class.
She’s like a pickle with a side of magic and a laugh that’s louder than a goat.
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