Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pretty name for the juicy bits of a woman's snatch.

My ex called me Lady Petals in front of my mom. I still hate her.

He said I was Lady Petals. I said he was a f***ing moron.

My friend's crush called her Lady Petals. She f***ing died.

2

A fancy way to say the soft, f***ing meat of a woman's c***.

He told me I was Lady Petals. I told him to shut up and f*** me.

My sister’s new boyfriend called her Lady Petals. She f***ing laughed.

My teacher called me Lady Petals. I f***ing got a D.

3

The pretty part of a woman’s c***, like a flower in a p***y.

He called me Lady Petals. I called him a f***ing loser.

My crush said I was Lady Petals. I f***ing kissed him.

My mom called me Lady Petals. I f***ing ran out of the room.

4

The juicy, soft part of a woman’s c***, like a f***ing snack.

He said I was Lady Petals. I said he was f***ing adorable.

My friend called me Lady Petals. I said she was f***ing smart.

My dad called me Lady Petals. I said he was f***ing old.

5

A pretty name for the f***ing soft stuff inside a woman’s c***.

My crush said I was Lady Petals. I f***ing smiled.

He called me Lady Petals. I f***ing bit him.

My mom called me Lady Petals. I f***ing yelled.

6

The soft, juicy part of a woman’s c***, like a f***ing treat.

He called me Lady Petals. I said he was f***ing cute.

My friend said I was Lady Petals. I said she was f***ing funny.

My teacher said I was Lady Petals. I said she was f***ing weird.