Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The meaty mountains you wish you had when you’re wearing a shirt that’s too tight.

My shirt is a second skin. My lady pecs are the reason.

I bought this shirt for the flex. Now I’m flexing my lady pecs like a pro.

My shirt is crying. My lady pecs are laughing.

2

Those things you show off when you’re trying to look cool and failing.

I tried to look cool. My lady pecs said otherwise.

He asked me what I was doing. I said, ‘Showing off my lady pecs.’

I was walking. My lady pecs were watching.

3

The side dishes to your main dish. Also, the main dish.

I’m the main dish. My lady pecs are the side dish. Both are delicious.

I had a main dish. My lady pecs are the side dish. Both are delicious.

I’m the main dish and the side dish. My lady pecs are just confused.

4

The reason you’re still alive when everyone else is dead.

I’m the reason I’m still alive. My lady pecs are the reason I’m still smiling.

Everyone else died. My lady pecs kept me going.

They asked why I survived. I said, ‘My lady pecs.’

5

The thing you wish was bigger when you’re wearing a shirt that’s too small.

My shirt is too small. My lady pecs are too big. It’s a war.

I wore a shirt that was too small. My lady pecs won.

My shirt is a prison. My lady pecs are the jailers.

6

The things you blame for your shirt ripping.

My shirt ripped. My lady pecs are the reason. I blame them.

I blamed the shirt. It was my lady pecs all along.

My shirt had a little rip. My lady pecs had a big laugh.