lady patch

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the tiny patch of skin that lives in the middle of a woman's mess and her butt, like it's stuck in the middle of a war zone.

'I swear I saw her lady patch during the group sex party.'

'He was so distracted by her lady patch, he forgot to breathe.'

'She tried to hide her lady patch under a towel, but it came through like a screaming kid.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago

a bedtime story that’s so dark, it makes your parents look like they’re hiding a body in the closet, and it ends with the old lady finally dead, but not before making you question your life.

'I read that story before bed and now I’m convinced my mom is the old lady.'

'My teacher told us that story and I haven’t smiled since.'

'That book is so scary, I cried during math.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago