Lady paste

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The gooey mess left on a guy’s junk after a woman gives him a good time.
My guy came home with a face like he’d been kissed by a swamp.
He looked like he’d been dipped in honey and left outside in the rain.
His manhood was covered in a sticky layer that looked like it belonged to a monster.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The sticky stuff that clings to a man’s pecker after a woman has done her thing.
He looked like he’d been licked by a goat and left in a hot oven.
His junk was covered in a mess that could probably be used as glue.
He said he felt like a used tampon had been stuck to his penis.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The sticky residue that comes from a woman’s private parts after she finishes with a man.
He said it felt like he’d been smothered by a banana peel.
His penis looked like it had been dipped in syrup and left in a puddle.
He said it smelled like old cheese and regret.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The goopy stuff that sticks to a guy’s privates after a woman’s done her job.
He looked like he’d been peed on by a raccoon and licked by a dog.
His junk was covered in a mess that looked like it came from a swamp.
He said he felt like he’d been dipped in glue and left in a hot car.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The goo that lingers on a man’s manhood after a woman has had her fun.
He looked like he’d been kissed by a blob and left in a puddle.
His privates were covered in a sticky mess that could probably be used as a paint brush.
He said it felt like he’d been stuck in a blender and then spat out.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The sticky mess that’s left on a guy’s junk after a woman has finished with him.
He said he looked like he’d been licked by a dog and then dipped in syrup.
His privates were covered in a goo that looked like it came from a monster.
He said he felt like he’d been used as a sponge and left in a swamp.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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