Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to call the things you use when you're bleeding like a wounded animal.

My mom called my tampon a 'lady paper' and I facepalmed.

He said I needed a 'lady paper' and I told him to go to hell.

She brought a 'lady paper' to the concert and I asked why she needed it.

2

A polite word for the thing you put in your pants to stop the blood from making a mess.

My friend asked for a 'lady paper' and I said I didn't have any.

He called my pad a 'lady paper' and I told him I was going to beat him up.

She used a 'lady paper' and I asked why she was so quiet.

3

The thing you use when you're bleeding and you don't want anyone to know.

She said she used a 'lady paper' and I said I believed her.

He said I needed a 'lady paper' and I said I was fine.

I brought a 'lady paper' to the party and no one asked why.

4

A fake name for the thing you use when you're leaking and you're too embarrassed to say it.

He called my tampon a 'lady paper' and I told him I was going to kick him.

She used a 'lady paper' and I asked if it was the real one.

I said I didn't need a 'lady paper' and I was wrong.

5

A thing you use when you're bleeding and you're too lazy to clean up.

He said I needed a 'lady paper' and I told him I was going to throw it at him.

She brought a 'lady paper' to the gym and I asked why.

I used a 'lady paper' and I didn't care if anyone saw it.

6

A thing you use when you're bleeding and you're too cool to say it out loud.

He said I was using a 'lady paper' and I told him he was being weird.

She used a 'lady paper' and I asked why she was so cool.

I said I didn't need a 'lady paper' and I was right.