Lady Pants

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A fancy way for girls (or people who act like girls) to call each other when they’re being extra annoying and fake nice.
My friend called me Lady Pants because I spilled coffee on her shoes and then pretended it was a fashion statement.
At the mall, Lady Pants was screaming at a salesperson for giving her the wrong size.
My mom calls my aunt Lady Pants because she wears pants and also talks too much.
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A drunk, crazy woman who wears red pants and lives in the streets like a weirdo. She talks to herself and thinks Walgreens is a fancy nightclub.
Lady Red Pants was yelling at a pigeon like it owed her money.
She showed up at my birthday party wearing red pants and tried to eat my cake.
She lives under the stage and thinks Gary Coleman is her long lost brother.
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