lady of the hot manure

She said she'd do it in the back of a moving van if he asked.

He texted her, 'Wanna go back to my place and get butt-fucked?' She said yes.

She told her friends she'd rather eat hot manure than not get butt-fucked.

She said, 'I'd take you anywhere if you'd let me put my love in your butt.'

He asked her what she wanted for dinner. She said, 'Your love in my butt.'

She texted him, 'I'm coming over. Bring your love.'

She said she'd take the butt-fuck over a turkey sandwich any day.

He asked her if she wanted to go out. She said, 'Only if you promise to butt-fuck me.'

She told her mom, 'I'd rather be butt-fucked than eat that gross pizza.'