Lady of the evening

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A fancy way to say a prostitute who probably still thinks she's in a soap opera. People use it when they’re too cheap to say the real word.
My uncle called her a Lady of the evening because he didn’t want his kids to know he was paying for a prostitute.
The cop said, 'You’re not a Lady of the evening, you’re a walking mistake.'
He proposed to her at a bar, and she turned him down because she was a Lady of the evening, not a wife.
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A woman who charges you to feel better about yourself. Usually smells like old wine and regret.
My dad said his ex was a Lady of the evening because she charged him $20 for a hug and a bad time.
The guy at the bar said, 'She’s a Lady of the evening, and I’m the fool who paid for it.'
She called herself a Lady of the evening, but I called her a waste of money.
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