lady of rome

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the only person who could make a pizza look like a masterpiece and still make you cry because of how good it was

You text her: 'I ate pizza.' She replies: 'I knew it.'

At the mall, she buys a whole bakery just to prove a point.

She turned your lunch into a legend.

the only person who could make you feel like a king and then laugh at you for wearing a crown

You tell her you're the king of the school. She says, 'That’s cute. I’m the queen of Rome.'

She crowned you with a bagel and called it 'royal.'

She turned your birthday into a royal feast and then told the waiter to 'shut up and serve.'

the person who could make your day so good, you forgot your own name

You walked in, and she made your day so good, you forgot your name and your pants.

You saw her, and you forgot your name and your life goals.

She came in, and you forgot your name and your entire personality.