lady of leisure

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A fancy way to call a woman who doesn't work and probably hasn't washed her hair in weeks.

My mom is a lady of leisure. She eats cereal for dinner and watches cat videos all day.

My boss called me a lady of leisure. I told her I’d quit and join a cult.

My friend is a lady of leisure. She claims she’s working on a novel. It’s just 200 words about her dog.

A woman who has zero chores and too much time to think about her problems.

My sister is a lady of leisure. She’s been unemployed for 5 years and still has no plans.

My neighbor is a lady of leisure. She can’t even be bothered to water her plants.

My ex is a lady of leisure. She got fired, then got a new job, then quit again.

A woman who acts like she’s fancy just because she doesn’t have a job.

My coworker called me a lady of leisure. I told her I was going to get a job and then she would be the one who was unemployed.

My aunt is a lady of leisure. She spends her days wearing pajamas and arguing with the mailman.

My friend’s mom is a lady of leisure. She doesn’t even know how to use a microwave.

A fake title for a woman who works the night shift and tries to act like she’s rich.

My cousin is a lady of leisure. She works the night shift and still thinks she’s fancy.

My friend called me a lady of leisure. I told her I’d rather be a lady of the night than a lady of leisure.

My neighbor is a lady of leisure. She thinks she’s rich because she can afford to eat pizza for dinner.