Lady of Ill Repute

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A slut who can't keep her legs closed. She's got more boyfriends than a pizza delivery guy has pizzas. Sometimes we call dumb bimbos in high school this because they think it's a compliment.
'I'm not a slut, I'm just popular.', said by a girl who's dating three guys and still goes to the prom with her best friend's ex.
'I'm just lonely.', said by a girl who's got a different boy in her group chat every week.
'I'm not a whore, I'm a princess.', said by a girl who wears pajamas to school and still gets called a slut in the hallway.
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A woman who sleeps with anyone who breathes. She doesn't care if they're cute, old, or have a bad smell. Sometimes we call dumb girls in school this because they think it's a cool title.
'I'm not a whore, I'm just experimenting.', said by a girl who's dated every guy in her class and still goes to church on Sunday.
'I'm just being myself.', said by a girl who shows up to class in a bra and gets called a whore by the teacher.
'I'm not a slut, I'm a queen.', said by a girl who got kicked out of the school for fighting over a boy.
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A girl who's got a new boyfriend every other day. She doesn't care if they're dumb, old, or have a bad smell. Sometimes we call dumb girls in school this because they don't get why we're making fun of them.
'I'm not a slut, I'm just a girl who likes to have fun.', said by a girl who's been caught sneaking out of the school with a boy three times this week.
'I'm not a whore, I'm just misunderstood.', said by a girl who got suspended for making out in the library.
'I'm not a mistress, I'm just a girl who likes to be liked.', said by a girl who's got five different guys texting her at the same time.
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A woman who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'no'. She's got more boyfriends than a pizza delivery guy has pizzas. Sometimes we call dumb bimbos in high school this because they think it's a compliment.
'I'm not a whore, I'm just a girl who loves boys.', said by a girl who's dating her teacher and still goes to school every day.
'I'm not a slut, I'm just being myself.', said by a girl who shows up to class with a different guy every day.
'I'm not a mistress, I'm just a girl who likes to be noticed.', said by a girl who got kicked out of the school for fighting over a boy.
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A woman who can't keep her legs closed. She's got more boyfriends than a pizza delivery guy has pizzas. Sometimes we call dumb girls in school this because they think it's a cool title.
'I'm not a slut, I'm just a girl who likes to have fun.', said by a girl who's been caught sneaking out of the school with a boy three times this week.
'I'm not a whore, I'm just being myself.', said by a girl who shows up to class with a different guy every day.
'I'm not a mistress, I'm just a girl who likes to be liked.', said by a girl who's got five different guys texting her at the same time.
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