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A crazy person who thinks about penises more than food. They'll date any old man with a hard-on just to get some. They even draw dicks on everything, like math tests and lunch trays. They’re either women or fags. Call them this if they’re too dumb to get laid and still think they’re cool.
My cousin dated a guy who smells like old socks just to get some.
She drew a cock on her history homework and got detention.
My friend called me a lady of cock because I still haven’t kissed a girl.