Lady notch

She said it was a surprise party, but it was just her and the Lady Notch.

He texted her: 'I’m coming over. Don’t touch the Lady Notch.'

At the party, he grabbed her leg and said, 'You’ve got a Lady Notch?'

He said he was tired, but she knew it was the Lady Notch keeping him up.

She whispered, 'You’re going to get caught if you keep touching the Lady Notch.'

He said, 'I can’t focus in class. The Lady Notch is too loud.'

She said, 'I wish the Lady Notch was on your face, not mine.'

He asked, 'Why do you have the Lady Notch on your face?'

She told him, 'If you touch the Lady Notch again, I’ll tell everyone.'

He said, 'You’re not getting any respect because of the Lady Notch.'

She whispered, 'Don’t let the Lady Notch get you.'

He told her, 'The Lady Notch is why you’re getting no love.'

He said, 'I wish the Lady Notch was on my phone, not your face.'

She texted him, 'The Lady Notch is on my phone. Don’t touch it.'

He said, 'If the Lady Notch was on my phone, I’d know what to do.'

She told him, 'You’re not getting any grades because of the Lady Notch.'

He said, 'The Lady Notch is why I failed math.'

She whispered, 'Don’t let the Lady Notch ruin your grades.'