lady night

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When a woman drinks wine by herself at night because everyone else is out of the house and she's too lazy to do anything fun. It's basically the opposite of a ladies' night, but way more boring and winey.
My wife had a lady night while I was at the bar with my friends. She drank wine and watched cat videos. I came home to a smug face and a full wine glass.
My mom had a lady night and texted me: 'I'm drinking wine and watching my favorite show. You're on your own tonight.'
My sister had a lady night and posted on Instagram: 'Wine, Netflix, and a very satisfied me.'
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A guy who acts like a wimp and leaves the group before the fun starts. He probably went home to watch TV or took a nap.
My buddy called me a lady night. He left the party early to go home and watch cartoons.
At the bar, my friend said, 'You're a lady night, man. You left before the game started.'
My cousin got called a lady night because he left before the game and went home to eat pizza.
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A song by Kool and the Gang that makes people dance like they're at a party. It’s the go-to track when you want to feel cool and have fun.
I was dancing to Lady Night at the party. It made everyone feel cool and happy.
My friend played Lady Night at the bar, and it got everyone dancing like it was a party.
I used to sing Lady Night in the shower every morning. It made me feel like a rockstar.
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When a guy gives his girlfriend or FWB the ultimate pleasure session. He does everything from licking to poking to vibrating her until she's screaming and having multiple big O's.
My boyfriend gave me a lady night and I had three orgasms. I was screaming and happy.
My guy friend said, 'I'm giving my girlfriend a lady night tonight. She's gonna be screaming.'
I called my guy and said, 'You better give me a lady night tonight. I'm ready to scream.'
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When a guy gives his girlfriend or FWB the ultimate pleasure session. He does everything from licking to poking to vibrating her until she's screaming and having multiple big O's.
My boyfriend gave me a lady night and I had three orgasms. I was screaming and happy.
My guy friend said, 'I'm giving my girlfriend a lady night tonight. She's gonna be screaming.'
I called my guy and said, 'You better give me a lady night tonight. I'm ready to scream.'
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A Japanese anime that’s so dirty and full of lesbian action that it makes your brain melt. You can barely watch it because it’s too wild.
I tried to watch Lady Night and it was so wild, I had to stop watching.
My friend said, 'Lady Night is too dirty for me. I can’t watch it.'
I watched Lady Night and it was so wild, I felt my brain melting.
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A night where skanky ladies are out looking for men to have wild sex with. It's basically a meat-eating contest for ladies who want to get laid.
My friend went to a lady night and came back with a new guy. He was wild and skanky.
I had a lady night and met three guys who wanted to have wild sex with me.
My sister went to a lady night and said, 'I met five guys and they all wanted to have wild sex with me.'
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