lady nerve

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The spot you slam when a woman (or a gay man) is so furious they think they might vomit or start a fight.
She kicked the door so hard it looked like it was about to cry.
He threw his phone at the wall like it had personally insulted his entire family.
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the police for a reason other than noise complaints.
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The thing you hit when a woman (or a gay man) is so mad they might start a war just to prove a point.
She smashed the coffee table like it had stolen her last chance at happiness.
He threw his shoes at the TV because it was showing a commercial for something he hated.
She yelled so much her dog ran out of the house and didn’t come back.
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The part of the world you punch when a woman (or a gay man) has had enough and is ready to end everything.
She kicked the couch like it was the enemy.
He yelled at the ceiling because it wasn’t helping him feel better.
She screamed so hard the windows shook and the cat hid under the bed.
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