lady monarch

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A girl who is stuck with a brain-damaged firefighter who thinks he's king

My wife is a lady monarch because her husband can't tell the difference between a fire truck and a pizza

She’s a lady monarch because she married a firefighter who thinks he’s the president

My mom is a lady monarch because her husband forgot how to use a ladder

A woman who married a fireman who thinks he’s the Queen of England

My sister is a lady monarch because her husband still thinks he’s going to the palace every day

She’s a lady monarch because her fireman husband thinks he’s royalty

My aunt is a lady monarch because her husband thinks he’s getting a crown

A woman who took a brain-dead fireman for her husband and now lives in shame

My cousin is a lady monarch because her husband can’t even light a match

She’s a lady monarch because her husband forgot how to put out a fire

My neighbor is a lady monarch because her husband thinks a fire truck is a throne