lady minute

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A lady minute is when your girl squad is so messy and rude you need a minute to breathe and maybe throw up or wipe your ass.

I just needed a lady minute after my friend threw tampon scraps at me.

When my squad decided to eat pizza in the shower, I took a lady minute to wash my hair.

I needed a lady minute after my friend told me my period smelled like a dead raccoon.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A lady minute is when you’re surrounded by your girl friends who act like they’re the only ones who exist and you just need a minute to be a real lady and not a screaming mess.

After my friend yelled at me for not knowing who Selena Gomez was, I needed a lady minute.

When my squad decided to argue about who had the best ex, I took a lady minute to sip my tea.

I had to have a lady minute after my friend told me my bra was 'literally dying'.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A lady minute is when your girl friends are so loud and gross you need a minute to just be a lady and maybe brush your teeth or cry in a bathroom.

I took a lady minute after my friend belched in my face at the mall.

When my squad decided to scream-sing in the grocery store, I needed a lady minute to calm down.

I had to have a lady minute after my friend told me my deodorant was 'fart-level bad'.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A lady minute is when your girl friends are so annoying and fake you need a minute to just be a real lady and maybe rip out your hair or eat a whole bag of chips.

I had to have a lady minute after my friend fake-cried about her ex.

When my squad decided to argue about who had the best skincare routine, I took a lady minute to eat a bag of Doritos.

I needed a lady minute after my friend told me my hair was 'literally a disaster'.

by Slangipedia 18h ago

A lady minute is when your girl friends are so gross and loud you need a minute to be a real lady and maybe throw up or just scream at them.

After my friend threw up on my shirt, I needed a lady minute to clean up.

I had a lady minute when my squad screamed about how bad my nail polish was.

I needed a lady minute after my friend told me my lipstick was 'literally pink death'.

by Slangipedia 18h ago