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A face so hot it could make a lady melt like butter in a microwave. And not just any lady either, every lady wants a piece of that face.
My face is so good looking, my ex came back just to cry on my shoulder and steal my fries.
He walked in and the whole bar turned into a love triangle. I got stuck in the middle and I didn’t even order a drink.
That guy’s face is so hot, my dog tried to kiss it and got burned.