Lady Marmalade

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The sticky, gooey mess that leaks out of a woman when she’s been getting it on all day and can’t stop thinking about it.
My girlfriend’s pants were soaked after work. I asked her if she had a leak, and she said, 'I had a full-on drip.'
My mom told me she got it on during her yoga class. I asked, 'Did you get it on or did you get it on?'
My cousin’s pants were so wet, she said, 'I was leaking like a fountain.'
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A woman who gets covered in jam to keep the bugs from biting the rich people. Now it's a woman who gets covered in jam just for fun and to make everyone jealous.
My aunt was a Lady Marmalade. She said, 'I got covered in jam just to look fancy.'
My friend's girlfriend was a Lady Marmalade. She said, 'I got covered in jam just to look sexy.'
My sister said she was a Lady Marmalade. She said, 'I got covered in jam just to make everyone jealous.'
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A fancy word for cunt juice. It’s like when you’re leaking and you’re proud of it.
My girlfriend called me a Lady Marmalade. I said, 'That’s a fancy way of saying I’m leaking.'
My cousin said, 'I’m a Lady Marmalade. I leak like a fountain.'
My sister said, 'I’m a Lady Marmalade. I leak like a waterfall.'
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A song that was redone by Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Pink, and Mya for the movie Moulin Rouge. The video for the song was supposed to be sexy, but it looked like they all got dressed up and then fell into a mud pit.
I watched the Lady Marmalade video. It looked like they all got dressed up and then fell into a mud pit.
My friend said the Lady Marmalade video looked like they all got dressed up and then fell into a mud pit.
My sister said the Lady Marmalade video looked like they all got dressed up and then fell into a mud pit.
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When one woman licks another woman's pussy and then pulls back with a string of juice hanging from her tongue like it’s a big deal.
My girlfriend did the Lady Marmalade thing. She said, 'I licked her and then pulled back with a string of juice.'
My friend said, 'I did the Lady Marmalade thing. I licked her and then pulled back with a string of juice.'
My sister said, 'I did the Lady Marmalade thing. I licked her and then pulled back with a string of juice.'
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When you cover a woman in orange marmalade and then lick it off her pussy like it’s the most amazing thing ever.
My girlfriend got covered in orange marmalade. I said, 'I’m going to lick it off your pussy.'
My friend said, 'I covered my girlfriend in orange marmalade and then licked it off her pussy.'
My sister said, 'I covered my girlfriend in orange marmalade and then licked it off her pussy.'
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