Lady Madonna

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A woman who gets knocked up like it's her full-time job and then gets stuck with a bunch of kids she can't afford to feed or clothe. She's usually broke and has no idea how to escape her situation. This word comes from a Beatles song, but it's way more real than that song ever was.
'I had three kids in three years. My last one was born in a dumpster.', @MomOfMany
'I'm a Lady Madonna, and I don't even know what a pretzel is.', @RealLifeMadonna
'My ex said he'd take care of the kids. Now I'm the Lady Madonna.', @StillBroke
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A rich celebrity who runs a famous pretzel business and acts like it's the most important thing in the world. She's rich, famous, and probably has a kid who's also famous.
'I own a pretzel empire. I'm a Lady Madonna.', @PretzelQueen
'My kid's on TikTok. I'm a Lady Madonna.', @RichMom
'I sell pretzels. I'm famous. I'm a Lady Madonna.', @PretzelsAreLife
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