lady logging

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When a guy shoves a giant poop right on a woman's chest during some hot moment
He just pooped on her boob during the big kiss. Classic lady logging.
I saw my boss do that in the break room. It was legendary.
He did it in the middle of a meeting. I think I died.
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A woman who leaves a huge poop in the ladies' room that no one can flush
That Log Lady left a turd the size of a pizza in the stall.
Whoever that Log Lady is, she’s got a serious poop problem.
I saw her poop in the mirror. It was like a horror movie.
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When a woman takes a big, fancy poop like she’s doing it on purpose
She did a ladylike shit in the restaurant. It was elegant.
At the gym, she did it like it was a performance.
She took a ladylike shit in the car. I had to open the window.
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