Lady log

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When a woman poops on a man's chest during a hot moment, like he’s about to pop his pants and she’s like, 'Wait, I’ve got something to add to this.'

He was mid-swoop and she dropped a log on his chest like it was a surprise birthday gift.

He was about to kiss her and she said, 'Wait, I’ve got a surprise for you.'

He was getting ready to rip her clothes off and she let one rip on his chest like it was a show.

A woman who leaves a huge, unflushable turd in the ladies' room, and everyone at work thinks she’s either a superhero or a monster.

She left a log in the loo and the whole office was trying to guess who it was.

The log was so big, it looked like it had a life of its own.

People were whispering about the log like it was a secret spy mission.

When a woman takes a fancy, ladylike dump like she’s on a throne instead of a toilet.

She took a log like she was royalty and the toilet was her kingdom.

She sat there like she was on a throne and let one rip like it was a royal decree.

She pooped like she was doing a dance and the toilet was her partner.