lady leeper

She’s a lady leeper because she sleeps with her bestie and fights over the pillow.

At the sleepover, she jumped on the bed like a lunatic and woke up everyone.

She’s the lady leeper who crashes on my couch and eats my snacks at 3 AM.

She’s a lady leeper because she snoozes with her friends and doesn’t care about the mess.

During the slumber party, she went wild and threw a shoe at my face.

She’s the lady leeper who eats my cereal and never says thank you.

She’s a lady leeper because she sleeps with her gal pals and talks about boys all night.

At the sleepover, she acted like a fool and tried to wear my pajamas.

She’s the lady leeper who can’t stay awake and falls asleep during my phone call.