lady jaey

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Lady Jaey is a total legend who will slap you with kindness and give you their last sock if you ask nicely they’re so nice you’ll want to cry and marry them
I asked for a shirt and got a sock and a slap
She gave me her last sock because I cried
She gave me a sock and told me to stop being a baby
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Lady Jaey is like a saint but with more swearing and will give you their clothes if you beg them they’re so generous you’ll probably end up in jail with them
She gave me her jacket and told me to stop being a loser
I begged for a shirt and got a jacket and a curse
She gave me her jacket and said I was a waste of oxygen
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Lady Jaey is the most amazing human being who will give you their clothes for free if you run into them they’re so cool you’ll want to join their church and swear at god
She gave me her jacket and said I was a holy mess
I saw her and got a shirt and a curse
She gave me her shirt and told me to swear at god
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