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A guy who thinks he's straight, but everyone else knows he's a faggot. He's too clueless to realize he's the punchline of a joke he's been telling for years.
He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said yes. He said, 'Great, I can get my hair done while we're there.'
He tried to flirt with my cousin, then said, 'I'm just testing the waters.'
He asked me out on a date. I said no. He said, 'I figured.'