Lady in the Window

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The green stuff you see when you sniff too hard through your nose

I saw Lady in the Window when I sneezed in my lunch

My brother yelled at the Lady in the Window because it was in his cereal

She was watching me eat a taco, and I felt weird

The creepy green stuff that stares back at you from your nostrils

My mom said the Lady in the Window was judging my homework

I saw her watching me cry over my math test

She blinked at me, and I blinked back

The green stuff in your nose that thinks it’s a detective

The Lady in the Window solved my mystery of missing socks

She watched me eat my breakfast and took notes

I told her my secrets, and she told my brother