Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your girlfriend or the girl you claim as your own by spilling Blood, which is just another way of saying you're a weak, desperate man.

My lady in red is my ex and she still texts me every day. I'm weak.

He said he'd claim her as his own if she'd stop talking to my brother.

I spilled Blood for her. Now I have to deal with her drama. I'm a fool.

2

A woman who looks so good when she first shows up that you forget your wife's name and the color of her dress.

He saw her and forgot his wife's name. Classic.

I married Diane, but I still think about the lady in red.

He didn't remember what his wife was wearing. He was distracted.

3

The music you blast when you're trying to impress someone or just want to feel cool.

I turned it up to impress my crush. It worked.

She blasted the song and I knew I was in love.

I turned up the music and forgot my keys. Classic.

4

The girl who will sit with you in the bleachers, wear your team's jersey, and sing along to every stupid song you know.

She sat with me in the bleachers and sang along. I was happy.

He's got the girl who'll sing every stupid song with him.

She wore the jersey and sang like no one was watching. She was perfect.

5

A girl with red hair who has a full head of hair and a carpet of hair down there. She's a red-haired beast.

She's got red hair and a red head. A total beast.

He said she had hair like a carpet. I believed him.

She's got hair on top and bottom. A red-haired monster.

6

A ginger's private area. It's red and it's yours if you're lucky.

He's got a red pubic region. It's a legend.

She said his 'lady in red' was famous. I believed her.

He showed me his lady in red. I was jealous.

7

A crazy lady in red pants who sleeps under stages, talks to herself, and hangs out at Walgreens like it's her second home.

She's the lady in red pants who talks to herself. She's nuts.

He saw her at Walgreens and said she was a local legend.

She sleeps under stages and talks to Gary Coleman. She's a legend.