Lady in Grey

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A creepy ghost lady from Germany who chases kids lost in the woods like they owe her money. She’s tall, has a nose like a crooked stick, wears a grey dress, and grins like she just got a free taco.
A kid got lost in the woods and saw the Lady in Grey standing there like she was waiting for a subway.
My cousin said he saw her in the forest and ran so fast he tripped over a log.
She appeared behind a kid on a hike and said, 'You better get out of here before I turn you into a ghost.'
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When a girl or lady drops her testicles on someone else for a laugh, and you didn’t see it coming. It’s like getting hit by a surprise punch and a laugh at the same time.
My friend got teabagged by a girl in the hallway and fell over like a drunk cow.
At lunch, a guy got teabagged by his crush and spilled his pizza everywhere.
During a game of tag, a girl teabagged him and said, 'That’s for being annoying.'
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