lady husband

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A guy who stays with you even when you're a hot mess.
I still love you even when you forget to brush your teeth.
We’ve been through three breakups and a cat named Kevin.
You’re my favorite disaster.
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A man who doesn’t run away when you yell at him.
You screamed at me for two hours and I still stayed.
He didn’t leave when I threw spaghetti at him.
I called him a donkey and he still came back.
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A guy who loves you even when you’re a mess.
He stayed when I cried over a burnt pizza.
He didn’t leave when I forgot his birthday.
He still loves me even when I call him a chicken.
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A man who’s stuck with you for life.
We’re stuck together like a bad song.
He’s not going anywhere, even when I throw shoes.
We’re like a broken toaster, we still work.
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A guy who takes your nonsense and turns it into a relationship.
He turned my rants into a full-time job.
He still loves me even when I骂 him in public.
He’s the only one who understands my chaos.
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A man who’s still here even after all your drama.
He stayed when I cried over a dead plant.
He didn’t leave when I yelled at him for three days.
He’s the only one who puts up with my mood swings.
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