lady hole

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A cute way to say a guy's favorite body part when he's trying not to get caught.
He asked her, 'What's your name?' She said, 'Lady hole.' He blushed.
She texted him, 'I'm a lady hole. You're welcome.'
He called her a lady hole in front of his mom. She laughed.
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A guy's excuse for why he can't stop staring.
He said, 'I just love lady holes.' She threw a pillow at him.
He stared at her during class. She said, 'You're looking at my lady hole.'
He told his friend, 'She's got the best lady hole I've ever seen.'
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A guy's way of telling the world he's got a crush.
He said, 'She's my lady hole.' His friend said, 'You're still single?'
He posted, 'My lady hole is my new favorite thing.'
He told her, 'You're my lady hole. I'm not lying.'
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A guy's excuse for why he can't stop talking.
He said, 'I just got to know my lady hole.' She said, 'You're still talking?'
He texted, 'My lady hole is amazing.' She said, 'You're not.'
He said, 'I love my lady hole more than my mom.' She called him a baby.
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A guy's way of saying he's obsessed.
He said, 'I live for my lady hole.' She said, 'You're weird.'
He said, 'I dream about my lady hole.' She said, 'You're crazy.'
He told his friend, 'She's my lady hole. I can't live without her.'
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A guy's excuse for not doing his homework.
He said, 'I was too busy thinking about my lady hole.' His teacher said, 'You're getting a zero.'
He texted, 'My lady hole is distracting me.' She said, 'You're not even trying.'
He said, 'I failed my test because of my lady hole.' His friend said, 'You're a disaster.'
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