Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing a lady has that makes you wish you had a bigger lunch.

She showed me her lady hog and I lost my appetite.

My friend texted me a photo and said, 'Check it out, it's my lady hog.'

He called her a pig, but she said, 'I got the lady hog.'

2

The hole in a lady that makes you question your life choices.

He asked her to show him her lady hog and she said no.

At the bus stop, he told her she had the worst lady hog ever.

She told her mom, 'He called me a pig because of my lady hog.'

3

The thing ladies have that turns boys into blubbering idiots.

He fainted when she showed him her lady hog.

He texted her, 'I can't handle your lady hog.'

She laughed at him when he said her lady hog was 'too big.'

4

The private part of a lady that makes boys act like they're in the bathroom.

He ran out of the room when she said, 'You want to see my lady hog?'

He whispered, 'I can't look at your lady hog.'

He cried when she showed him her lady hog.

5

The part of a lady that makes boys forget their own names.

He forgot his name when she showed him her lady hog.

He said, 'I can't handle your lady hog.'

He told his friend, 'She has the best lady hog ever.'

6

The secret spot in a lady that makes boys act like they're on fire.

He screamed when she showed him her lady hog.

He texted her, 'Your lady hog is on fire.'

He said, 'I'm burning up from your lady hog.'