lady hitler

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A woman named Kelsey who acts like she’s cool, but she’s really a fascist in disguise. She’ll pretend to be nice, then drop a bomb on your brain.

Kelsey said she liked my idea, then turned it into a nightmare.

She smiled at me, then called my mom.

I trusted her, then she blocked me on Twitter.

A Kelsey who thinks she’s a liberal, but she’s just pretending so she can laugh at you later. She’s like a fake friend with a Hitler complex.

She said she was with me, then she turned on me.

She posted a meme about me, then she liked it.

She said I was a genius, then she called me a fool.

Any Kelsey who will play you like a fiddle, then laugh when you fail. She’s a fascist in disguise, and she’ll never admit it.

She made me think I was winning, then she ruined it.

She gave me a compliment, then she roasted me.

She said I was her best friend, then she blocked me.