Lady H

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Lady H is a pain in the ass who makes you chase clouds and snort glue like it's your last meal
DM: 'Lady H hit me like a freight train. I was high for three days straight.'
Tweet: 'Lady H is the reason I can't remember my own name half the time.'
Text: 'I tried to quit Lady H, but she came to my house and offered me a bag of shame.'
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Lady H is a dirty little habit that turns your brain to mush and your wallet to ash
Text: 'I called Lady H my girlfriend. She doesn't care. She just wants my money.'
Tweet: 'Lady H is the reason I failed math. I was too busy counting my hits.'
DM: 'Lady H is like a bad ex. She always comes back.'
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