Lady Greyed

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When a girl drops her junk on you for laughs and you're too stunned to even scream. It happens out of nowhere and it's the worst.
My cousin got teabagged by a girl in the hallway and cried for an hour.
My brother got teabagged at lunch and now he won't eat chicken nuggets.
I got teabagged by my crush and now I'm too embarrassed to talk to her.
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A tall, creepy witch from Germany who scares kids in the woods. She wears a grey dress, has a crooked nose, and smiles like she's plotting your doom.
My little sister said the Grey Lady chased her through the woods.
My friend's brother saw the Grey Lady and ran home screaming.
My cousin's kid drew the Grey Lady and now it's on the wall of the school.
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A ghostly lady who haunts school toilets. She comes out when you say 'grey lady' three times and flick the switch. No one dares to try it.
My friend tried to summon the Grey Lady and ran out screaming.
My brother said the Grey Lady appeared and he fainted.
My cousin told me the Grey Lady took her friend's lunch money.
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A nickname for a submarine. It also means someone who drops a bomb and farts on you at the same time. It’s the worst kind of attack.
My brother said Lady Greyed dropped a bomb and farted on him.
My friend’s uncle called Lady Greyed and he got bombed and farted.
I got called Lady Greyed and it was the worst day ever.
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When a kid gets compared to a famous person and it makes them feel like they're not good enough. It's like being the sidekick in a movie and you know you're not the hero.
My little brother got the Grey Lady effect because he's my friend's brother.
My friend's mom got the Grey Lady effect because she's famous.
My cousin got the Grey Lady effect and now he thinks he's not good enough.
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