Lady Godiva

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Lady Godiva was a rich woman who rode naked through a town because her husband was a total jerk. One guy saw her and got blinded for being a creepy peeper.
My uncle tried to sneak a look at Lady Godiva and got blinded. Now he can't see his own food.
My teacher says Lady Godiva was the original hot girl who didn't care what people thought.
My mom thinks Lady Godiva was just a rich woman who made a fool out of her husband.
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Lady Godiva is a weird sex move where you stick your junk up your partner’s butt to collect chocolate. You then feed them the chocolate you stole.
My brother tried Lady Godiva and got chocolate in his pants. He cried.
At the party, my friend did Lady Godiva and got chocolate on his shirt. Everyone laughed.
I tried Lady Godiva and got chocolate in my mouth. It tasted like regret.
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Lady Godiva is a made-up story that people keep adding stupid facts to, until it becomes a real legend. It’s like when your friend tells a lie and everyone believes it.
My teacher said Lady Godiva is real, but I think it’s fake. She’s just a legend.
My friend thinks Lady Godiva is real, but I know it’s just a story.
My brother said Lady Godiva was real, but I told him it was just a made-up story.
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