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The hottest woman ever. She's a total beast, and she's got more talent than a whole bunch of losers combined. Even though she lost her husband and turned evil for a little bit, she kicked that ass with her niece and that annoying robot. Now she's back to fighting, even though she's stuck in this weird dark form with curly lilac hair and magenta eyes. She used to be all elegant and pretty with pale green hair and a fancy white dress.
Lady Gloop is like the queen of hotness, and she doesn't even try.
She's so good, she makes me want to quit being cool.
Lady Gloop is the reason I failed math, and I don’t even care.