Lady Geico

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A sexy prostitute who gives you a discount, but then you find out she’s got a hairy crotch and a bad attitude.

She said she'd save me 15% if I let her suck my cock. I did. Then I got a bill and a receipt with a picture of her nuts.

I thought I was getting a deal. Turns out she just wanted me to pay for her crack habit.

She offered me a discount on my loan. Then I saw her standing next to a meth lab.

A hot girl who lies about saving you money just so she can steal your cash and your attention.

She said I'd save 15% if I let her rub my back. I did. Then she stole my wallet and my dignity.

I thought I was getting a discount. Then I found out she had a cock and a credit card debt.

She promised me money. Then I saw her in a jail cell with a guy named Bob.

A fake love affair where the only thing you save is your money and your soul.

She said she'd save me 15% if I married her. I did. Then I got a divorce and a loan from a guy named Steve.

I thought I was getting a deal. Then I saw her with a guy and a tattoo that said 'I love money.'

She gave me a discount. Then I found out she was in a group chat with 50 guys named Chad.