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A half-Asian, barely-a-human, trying to be cool by singing along to Lady Gaga like she knows what she’s doing
"I’m not a failure, I’m just a Lady Gary.", during a failed karaoke night
Texted me at 2 AM: "I just listened to Born This Way and now I’m confused."
Tried to explain why she listens to Lady Gaga: "It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle."